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Here are some sound files in wav format.

Catfood G-rated
A take off on "Cats in the Cradle"
Is there cat in your take ou Chinese?

DuckJob R-rated
What is would sound like
if Donald Duck had oral sex!

Halfassed G-rated
Homer Simpson
give job advise.

The Spleen G-Rated
From the Mystery Men Movie
Paul Rubens

Hampster PG-rated
A newscaster relates an
emergency room incident. (Long)

Y2K G-rated
Starting up with Windows?
Maybe not!

Combo # 5 G-rated
Some people just
have too much time.

Bank G-rated
A clip from the final
Episode of Mad About You

911 Call R-rated (language)
A very funny red neck
911 call.